Sunday, April 7, 2002 - 10:44 p.m.
Tottnumb came to Highbury:
The myth says that they pass.
MY ARSE they do ! They hoof and hope !
This Hoddle team's a farce.
And Hoddle's hiding in the stands,
His headset at the ready.
While Gormless Gorman's gibbering:
"D'you think we should drop Teddy"
"We've got to play the OAP"
Says Glenn,"Although he's weary,
I'm hoping he'll go to Japan
And commit Hari Kiri !"
And Yes !Spurs have have a cunning plan.
Involving a certain fellow:
"Let's kick Vieira repeatedly,
Perhaps he'll get a yellow."
Dennis passes, Ledley lumbers
Freddy's on the ball...
Keller claws, but huge applause,
1-0 to Arsenal!
Fast forward to the 2nd half,
That Uruguayan demon
Tries to keep the ball in play,
But just runs into Seaman.
Penalty, it can't be true.
The ref seems quite confused.
1-1 the score, 8 minutes left:
Arsene is not amused.
But sadly for the pungent hoardes
That come from white hart lane
The man who cost 8 million quid
Fells Thierry once again
Up steps Lauren cool and calm.
Waits til Keller guesses.
Trickles the ball into the net
To 30,000 YESSES!!!
But weeping scum; the 5 year plan,
Your sponsorship with Kappa
Combined with Hoddles non-stop twaddle
Is sure to make you crapper
And as sad Spuds sped home to bed,
The train announcer chap:
"This train is bound for white hart lane,
For God's sake MIND THE GAP !"
Strongarm
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